Jane was online ordering me more meds yesterday and took an online quiz about her favorite dog—ME! She thought she was describing me to a T.  She was listing qualities like

• Affectionate
• Alert
• Cheerful
• Courageous
• Intelligent
• Loyal
• Protective
• Social

You know, all descriptions of myself, of course. And so, she was expecting at the end to see a picture that was the spitting image of her favorite dog in the whole world. Imagine her surprise, however, when the result was an English Mastiff!

No where in her description of the perfect pup did she say ANYTHING about drooling, except of course that it was among her least favorite traits in a dog. Nor anything about liking unusually Large animals. She honestly thought she was describing a small, cuddle buddy for the couch.

And then, even stranger, when she got to the vet’s to pick up the meds, who was in the waiting room but a brand new English Mastiff puppy named Stevie Nicks! Weird right!?

But I’m telling you this for one reason. You laughed when I said I was a Big Dog on the inside. But this just proves it!!  Even the internet thinks my mental equivalent is 200 pounds! So there. Huh!? I AM a big dog. And I always will be. No matter what.