Everyone’s been saying how insightful I am, especially for such a small dog.
But I’m going to tell you secret. There’s a reason I have so many big ideas.
Jane doesn’t know this about me but Todd does.
It’s actually because I’m secretly a very
Know how I know?
It’s because I eat large breed dog food.
Also I sleep in a large dog bed and I live in a very large house with my best friend Gus who is also a very large dog and together we protect a very large yard for the very large house.
Therefore I must be a very large dog, and therefore I think very large thoughts. And that is why I’m so insightful.