Omg. In what world does this even remotely look like me!?
Will someone please tell Jane not to quit her day job!?
What IS this? It can’t be me.
I know I didn’t do anything to deserve showing up in a painting like this. I mean, I look like a chipmunk or a squirrel or something. I look like I’m a small dog trapped in a painting and trying to get out! Save me. Somebody save me! What was she thinking!?
Jane says sometimes she gets in a hurry. And I don’t always sit still. But that’s no excuse. Ohhhhh. And now she says she was being “experimental.” Hmmmm. Well. I don’t like it.
She says it’s good to try new things once in a while.
Sure, I said, but not with paintings of me!
She said it is the highest form of flattery.
I say, Well, go flatter somebody else, but I’m not putting that on my blog.
First she puts a cat on here! And now This!!!
What’s she going to do Next!?
Save me. Somebody save me. Get me out of here!
Please don’t let her post things like that.
Send her an email. Tell her it will “ruin her reputation.”
Oh wait. No. That won’t work…
Think of something else….
Anyway, please ignore this post!!
And definitely don’t show it to anyone!!!
Thanks,
Cody
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